He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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