I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Alive.
So much puke
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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