i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it's great music for shaving your balls
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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