i permit you to call me
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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