i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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