Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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