great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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