Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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