i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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