Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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