Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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