So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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