Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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