I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just blew my weed a kiss
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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