i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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