I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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