Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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