I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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