Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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