he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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