That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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