She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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