please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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