I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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