You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
How external is "for external use only"?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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