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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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