The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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