I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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