Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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