I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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