i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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