susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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