I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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