Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
