You really coming over, don't trick.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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