He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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