and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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