My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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