Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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