And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
My bed smells like the plague
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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