Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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