its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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