So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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