you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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