Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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