i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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