I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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