forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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