Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
wow bdsm is so cute
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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