hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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