apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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