Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
