no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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