thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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