As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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