I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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