you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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