Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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