i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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